DW meets the Blonde

Started by _AH_Duff4r, December 31, 2008, 05:23:22 AM

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_AH_Duff4r

It's a Canadian classic folks !..........
As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a
blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his
truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the
window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
are losing your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the same
thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are
losing your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on
her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Frickin' CANADA , and
I am driving the SALT TRUCK!!" and if you didn't have Maple Syrup
on the front of your shirt...I'd HATE You!!


Sent to me by a buddy!

LOL!
S~
Duff

Ok! Ok! so I did kinda add the last part about the syrup  :unhappy-059:

_AH_BBQhead


At that awkward age where your brain has gone from " Probably shouldn't say that" to
"What the hell, let's see what happens"?  Me too.

_AH_Olds

 :hahaha-024: :hahaha-024: That's funny!
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference". - Harry S. Truman

_AH_DarkWolf

What the, my name is'nt Kevin! Who would have a goofy name like Kevin? I mean c'mon, it's almost as silly as Keith.

DW


"In War: Resolution, In Defeat: Defiance, In Victory: Magnanimity, In Peace: Good Will" - Winston S. Churchill

_AH_Toccs

For some reason that joke reminds me of the movie "Fargo", dont cha know.

_AH_Moggy

Quote from: _AH_DarkWolf on December 31, 2008, 10:45:38 PM
What the, my name is'nt Kevin! Who would have a goofy name like Kevin? I mean c'mon, it's almost as silly as Keith.

DW

Grrrrrrrrr

_AH_*PODS*_RGAA

LMAO
Kevin ... now thats pretty funny DW ... GRINS

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_AH__SKATtrash

If I was named after the marketing character for a toy store I would not be making fun at other peoples names; not to mention also being from Cnd... (tongue) AND if the shoe fits DW  (6)

_AH_DarkWolf

Marketing character for a toy store......huh?

What do you mean "making fun at other peoples names"? Do you mean "Making fun OF other peoples names"?

What is you meaning? Heh.

DW


"In War: Resolution, In Defeat: Defiance, In Victory: Magnanimity, In Peace: Good Will" - Winston S. Churchill

_AH__SKATtrash

"At"  is appropriate as your comment was "in response" to the use of the name used in the story.   (tongue)

_AH_Duff4r

I have it from a GOOD source that DW's real first name is......Keith!

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